- cat owner: hears noise from the next room over
- cat owner: i don't know what you're doing, but i know that you should stop
My house is strange. There’s me, i’m bisexual, and I live with my gay brother and my asexual fiance.
My brother and I have the same taste in boys, but i’m really the only one who likes girls, and my fiance is generally just really excited about dragons.
Dude I want this sitcom
is generally just really excited about dragons
deserves at least a sarcastic laugh.
this has been on my dash all day and I just got it now
Someone please explain this.
oh my god.
pleas stop the exponents my homework is filled with them rn.
ok but this is gold
I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful
Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope
Why is it always Norway
Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.