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The TARDIS. The Impala. 221 B. Storybrooke. Cinderella's Castle. Portland. New Orleans. The Labyrinth. Hogwarts. Santa Barbara. The Opera Populare. SHIELD. A Grand Staff. Fleet Street. Torchwoood. Coney Island. The Chocolate Factory. Skid Row. A Canvas. A Stage. A Mic. A Book. A Film.

petercapaldass:

doctadonner:

i can’t get in lifts with people because i have a sort of phobia of breathing in people’s breath

and when i got asked what was wrong by my law teacher (she thought i looked ill) 

I had to fucking reply “I prefer people when they’re not breathing” 

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(via sherlockedcumberbabe)

It’s ridiculous that celebrities can spend a year of my college tuition on like, a necklace like it’s nothing and I can’t even afford a taco.

(Source: brutonn-gaster, via tomtheorangecat)

meowvgonspengler:

do you ever shift in bed slightly and suddenly youre in the most perfect sleeping position ever and you feel like the fucking planets are aligned

(via tomtheorangecat)

superlockedinthephandom:

thelongdarktea-timeofthesoul:

fasterfood:

what happens if an undercover cop posing as a drug dealer deals to an undercover cop posing as a drug buyer

I read about where something similar to this happened except they were investigating prostitution and they arrested each other and like a year later ended up getting married. 

it sounds like the plot of a fanfic

(via tonythenottiger)

tramampoline:

queergh0st:

how come you can name your kid Lily or Rose and that’s totally acceptable but you trying calling em Baby’s Breath and everyone flips

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(via notamorningbird)

actualdemon:

My mom will never let me live down the score I made on my 6th grade Bible studies mastery test.

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(via notamorningbird)

221b-bitch-please-street:

gabite:

cradily:

sophlaa:

cradily:

irish is such a shady language because hello is “dia duit” but directly translated it means “god be with you” and when someone says hello back they say “dia is muire duit” which means “god and mary be with you” .. its like “i see your god and i raise you the holy virgin whatcha gonna do bout it bitch”

irish isnt a language…

Ith mo thóin

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(via a-mess-of-fandoms)

ggaga:

i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck

(via annac134)